Hey genie, let's make your poop-filled diaper disappear as our first wish. The eradication of MC Hammer's pants is our second wish. Our third wish is to see you completely naked.
Because we can't determine if you're hot or not, bug-eyed sunglasses are bad. Butterfaces and solid tens can be distinguished by a small margin, while Medusa's eyes can be distinguished from knockout eyes by those monster lenses.
Negative: You resemble a Christmas tree. Pro: Those frequently include presents.
Ma, your chancletas make the most revolting noises. It is worse than chewing with your mouth open. Oh, and you have filthy feet.
Men typically prefer seeing women in more modest attire, but in this situation, removing the straps and sleeves from dresses and blouses might not be in a girl's favour.
No evidence of breasts are left behind by the straight, flat top, and no matter how thin a female is, some enigmatic back fat still protrudes into our peripheral vision. Not appealing.
Everyone gets cankles and knock knees! At the airport, the grocery store, or Starbucks, women favour comfort over style, but many are unaware that these locations are precisely where one can run into a potential spouse.
And if a woolly mammoth is swallowing a girl up to her knees, most men won't even think of chatting to her. We aren't made that way.
It resembles the entire cleavage issue. If you don't want us to see it, don't display it. What makes you think we won't stare if you have trigger words like "Pink" and "Juicy" on your ass?
And to follow it up by calling us creeps? SMH. The fact that only maniacs wear housepants in public should have taught us a lesson.
Fans of Man Repeller, we understand. Right now, high-waisted crap is huge. However, the truth is that these wedgie pants create the appearance of a droopy butt and a FUPA. Mom jeans will never be fashionable.
Everything that guys adore about summer is dresses, including short dresses and bandage dresses. So what in the world is this lengthy garment that the women are wearing right now? Do you really intend to appear pregnant?
Is exposing one's ankles in public still improper? Does this dress have a maxi pad name? Because the garment definitely hinders our desire for sex in the same way.
When women wear heels, their legs look sexier by default. Height is lengthened, and posture is also enhanced. What is a stiletto incapable of? The stiletto has been eliminated, and now women are beginning to wear platforms with club foot and heel-less heels (wait, what?).
And the worst part is that the girls, with their 9-inch tranny shoes, think they're being stylish and look down on your "bad taste."